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9:31pm September 2, 2014

unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

9:11pm September 2, 2014

iguanamouth:

dont worry about it

8:09pm September 2, 2014
Spill a bag of rice on the floor and hope the OCD thing is true.

that’ll just end with me and some old biddy nosferatu making unblinking eye contact as we try to pick up all the rice. there and then, we have a bonding moment. she cleans my kitchen. I tell her how to filter messages sent to her gmail account. we have some tea and talk about the state of the world.

then at dawn I chop her up into 500 pieces like a proper fairy tale. no hard feelings, old lady nosferatu. no hard feelings.

7:57pm September 2, 2014

ahhhHH SHIT

all my garlic went bad

6:49pm September 2, 2014
brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

6:22pm September 2, 2014

pixalry:

Custom Legend of Zelda Relic Nintendo 64 - Created by Vadu Amka

You can find more pictures of Vadu’s work on Flickr.

4:44pm September 2, 2014

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

therothwoman:

lizawithazed:

ten0uttaten:

toocooltobehipster:

Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT

They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.

ohhhhh myyyyy goooodddd

3:55pm September 2, 2014

reading reporters’ attempts to use tech terms casually is like trying to watch someone speak with a mouth full of pennies

3:26pm September 2, 2014
I just spit water on my notebook goddamnit

I just spit water on my notebook goddamnit

1:04pm September 2, 2014
my hair looks ridiculous today I love it

my hair looks ridiculous today I love it