THROW A BLANKET OVER IT

littledydney:

i want to read a fanfic where every instance of the word sex is replaced with “make whoopie”

This reminds me of the time my friend and I found a romance mod for a game and replaced a whole bunch of words and phrases

For example, “smile” was changed to “fart”

so you’d get lines like

“He farts softly.” or “Her fart was genuine.”